Archive for the ‘Hot Mess!’ Category

Hope all you lads and lasses had a fabu time this weekend…. OMG, does anyone still say fabu anymore?… Whatever, I really do hope you enjoyed yourself, and that you got to do that thing that makes you go “Mmmm” … whatever it may be.  There is always such a selection of bons temps jolie in [...]

Darling, if you’re like moi, you spend a lot of time daydreaming about the fairy tale love-life you think you should have.  Ahh, it sure helps the workday go by, don’t it?  I may stare at the time clock, but the visage in my mind is simply breathtaking.  I want a big strong beau who’s [...]

Hello darling!  So good to see you, and I’m just tickled that you’re reading my blog!  I have so much to tell you, that I just don’t know where to begin… Hmmmm, should I start by telling you that my Marine is out-of-town visiting his wife, and told me I’m never going to get a [...]

They say “April showers bring May flowers,” but I still don’t see any daisies or daffodils popping up in my path.  I guess that’s all hit or miss considering it practically never rains in San Diego.  I checked my lottery tickets… no pennies from Heaven there.  Seems you can’t even count on Mr. Sun to [...]

Darling, I just hate being rushed, don’t you?  Maybe it’s because I’m lazy, maybe I’m slow… but I just hate being rushed!  Good things take time to savor and enjoy.  For instance, eating a meal takes an hour.  Good sex takes two.   And getting ready to hit the clubs for a night of excitement takes three.  [...]

Darling, after a long week living and working in Paradise, it only gets better when you can let your hair down, and shake a tale feather at one of the fabulous discotheques in this fine city!
 
 I don’t EVER want to become a creature of habit, yet once again this Friday, my sassy ass could be [...]

Hot Mess, by Rusty Diamond
What color are our eyes? What makes you smile? Mama knows. What’s your favorite ice cream? What beats pull you irresistibly to the dance floor? What drives you wild with desire in the boudoir?… Trust, Mama knows! Child, I see all. I hear all. I know all.
It’s not because I’m a [...]